King-of-bored

Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole Evil is live spelled backwards God must love stupid people, he made so many of them When all else fails, read the instuctions "Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull" What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either Curiosity kills more mice than cats Save